Won’t GOD do it? Aint GOD alrite?
you can try to drag beyonce all you like but the stone cold fact remains that she just made history and no amount of keyboard smashing on your 2002 dell computer is gonna change that
I WONT SLEEP UNTIL EVERY FAGGY FAIRY TWINK WHO WAS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS RAW TO PROMOTE GAGA BLEEDS. I’M NOT GOING TO LET ANY OF THESE NAY SAYERS LIVE 12/13/13 IS JUDGMENT DAY AND THE SPIRIT OF TINA’S FIRST BORN IS TELLING ME TO COLLECT THEIR SOULS! WE DRAGGING! GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN!
But why does Joan Smalls look like Beyoncé’s Aunt who still thinks she can hang with the youngins’ in the Yoncé vid tho
Welp Beyonce blew out Taylor Swifts candles.
I was one of those Queens rolling my eyes and chuckling at the girls getting irked about her seemingly no show album but when it dropped and tumblr flooded like the deluge that set Noah’s ship to sail I found faith, the bird brought the olive branch and I knew G-D had made peace with (wo)mankind.
Emma Roberts just called Beyonce the supreme on twitter
IT HAS COME FULL CIRCLE
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE END OF DAYS LOL
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his…
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.